The Very Dirty Garden

Our Mission:
In a world obsessed with perfection and quick fixes, The Very Dirty Garden stands as a sanctuary for organic self-growth, ecological harmony, and soulful connection. We are a collective of dreamers and seekers, cultivating a world rooted in inclusivity, consciousness, and magic.

We believe personal evolution is an act of quiet rebellion—a journey of shedding societal illusions and embracing the truth of who we are. Through somatic movement, eco-therapy, and the exploration of kink, we provide transformative experiences that reconnect us with ancient wisdom and the joy of imperfection.

The Very Dirty Garden is a rare and sacred space for adults to play, explore, and honor their vulnerabilities. It is a sanctuary where grieving, celebrating, shedding, and transmuting occur.