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The Very Dirty Garden: A Sanctuary for Radical Self-Discovery

The Very Dirty Garden is a sacred space where the parts of ourselves we’ve been taught to hide, reject, or feel ashamed of are nurtured into sources of power and freedom. It is a place for shadow worship—a brave confrontation with the aspects we’ve buried for external validation. Here, shame and guilt dissolve, giving way to unapologetic authenticity, rawness, and liberation.

This is where the inner child, adult, and undefined being meet—a space where the process of self-discovery is as sacred as the self revealed.

What We Offer:

  • A Space to Unravel: Let go of old identities and step into the unknown.

  • A Palace to Grieve and Celebrate: Transform pain into growth and sorrow into strength.

  • A Haven for Imperfection: Where disturbances find peace and flaws become seeds for beauty.

The spotlight shines on what society deems “ugly,” “imbalanced,” or “unworthy.” Here, oddities flourish, insecurities are nurtured, and imperfections are celebrated.

In The Very Dirty Garden, beauty is found in rawness, peace emerges from chaos, and freedom grows from radical self-acceptance.


  • Step into a world where movement, mindfulness, and creativity intertwine. The Human Arrangement experience invites you to celebrate your body as art through guided yin yoga, shibari-inspired floral design, and a keepsake to cherish your journey.

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  • Nurture Your Body and Mind
    Experience personalized yoga sessions designed to align with your unique goals and deepen your self-awareness. Whether virtually or in person, each session offers a tailored practice to empower and transform you.

  • Transform Your Space with Intentional Beauty
    Our Subscription Flowers service brings you weekly, bespoke floral arrangements designed to align with your emotional and personal intentions. From bold displays to serene bouquets, each delivery enhances your space with nature’s beauty and thoughtful energy.

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